Ash | Eve Products


Despatch Manager

Ash is a quiet conscientious chap, who works hard but little is known about his views on the World. So we asked him to come up with a few things to describe himself. I think you will agree, he is extremely modest and maybe a little deluded.

I am the find of the decade.
Incredibly Selfless.
Brings class and good looks to the warehouse.
Leader of men.
Women want him, men want to be him.
Once beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest.
Once saved a child from a bear attack with only his bare hands. Now he has a bear rug in front of his fireplace.